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<AotN>Sgt. Peach · Posted: 5:15 am Post subject: The Deacon and the Preacher

There once was this deacon and this preacher, and they had been friends for a long time. One day the deacon got sick and was put in the hospital, so the preacher decided to go and see his old friend.
When he walked into the hospital room, the preacher noticed all the hoses and medical equipment attached to the deacon. The preacher walked over and kneeled by the bed and asked, ''How ya doing?''

The deacon motioned at a pad and pen on the nightstand. ''You want that?'' the preacher asked him, and the deacon nodded his head yes. So the preacher handed his friend the pad and pen and the deacon began to write. All of a sudden the deacon died.

At his funeral, the preacher was asked to deliver the service. ''He was a good man and I'll never forget him,'' the preacher said, ''I was with him when he died and as a matter of fact I have his last thought in my coat pocket here.''

The preacher reaches into his pocket and pulls out the paper. ''Please, get up! You're kneeling on my oxygen hose!''

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<AotN>Ninja Star · Posted: 5:46 am Post subject:

lol

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<AotN>Trendon_Freen · Posted: 7:30 am Post subject:

LOL omg that is so wrong poor guy LOL!!!!
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xovi · Member Joined: 30 Aug 2006 Posts: 25

Was he stoned to death after that, or did everyone throw their heads back and laugh? These are the questions that need to be asked!

It was a good joke and made me chuckle out loud.